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  • GKBest
    10-13 09:41 PM
    All 3 - checks cashed on Oct 11. I got the reciept no.s on the back of the checks. When can I expect to recieve the notices? I am planning travel by the end of this month. Is that OK to travel with just the reciept no's or do I need to have the reciept notices with me. Also I have a valid H1 visa till 2009. Advice greatly appreciated.

    Are you a July 2nd filer?





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  • smiling08
    09-12 12:21 PM
    I am in this case, and I am on my OPT in the US. If I have the I-794B now, and will be valid Oct 1, 2008, can I change my employer and transfer H1-B? Or I have to activate it first. Thanks a lot!

    your employer while applying the h1b , they did not applied for change of status to h1b. they just applied for h1b only. so you did not got the i-94.
    so until you out of the country and get it stamped h1b and re-enter you h1b will not be activated.

    since you have your f1 valid until december...you can go for stamping before that date or you can also amend h1b for change of status thru your employer also.

    hope this helps





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  • saileshdude
    03-23 09:41 AM
    I recently spoke to one of the murhty attorneys about this and they mentioned that if the delay is because of company issues then you can travel back on AP but however if the delay is because of some security check then it is best to wait for it.





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  • yetanotherguyinline
    11-09 01:01 PM
    I have decent writing skills and can help.



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  • GCNirvana007
    08-31 02:07 PM
    Finger print done Nov 2007. After that, one LUD in June 2009. Thats it.





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  • gjoe
    08-22 03:03 PM
    Demand application numbers by PD , country and category for every month starting from 1998.



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  • swashbuckler
    06-17 08:23 PM
    Thanks to every one for considering my message and answering to the questions.

    Today I have received a mail from our Immigration team saying that they are going to file my GC petition next month (July-2010) for Employment-3rd category (EB-3). But I have 17 years of education (in India, 10+2+3+2) plus 11 years of progressive experience. Am I not qualified for EB-2 category? When I asked the same to our Immigration team, they said, "You do not qualify for EB2 because you do not meet the minimum salary and educational requirements. USCIS does not accept a 3-year Bachelor + 2-year Master education combination to qualify for EB2". What does it mean? Please some one let me know what are the requirements to qualify for EB-2 category? Thank you again in advance.

    Regards,
    swashbuckler





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  • rahulpaper
    01-01 12:13 AM
    vote..............
    I got FP notices today (NSC>CSC>NSC). No SR opened.



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  • new_gc
    01-24 05:20 PM
    guys,

    does texas service center still accept phone calls using the old method?...i tried calling today and it said no iio available at 2p.m texas timing....i tried till 4 ...no luck...should i drive all the way to the uscis office?or can i try tomorrow?anybody called today and got response?





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  • braindrain
    09-02 11:45 PM
    I am planning to sponsor visitors visa for my parents and and based on the available documentation I need to submit my birth certificate as part of the required docs.

    My parents name in the their passport is not exactly the same as in my birth certificate. The last name is good and the issue is with the first and middle names not being exactly the same. Will this be an issue when they go for VISA. Should I get the names corrected in my parents passport before applying for VISA.

    If we need to correct the names in the passport in India, does anyone have an idea of the process and how long it might take.

    Any advice/help is greatly appreciated.



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  • Berkeleybee
    02-05 09:28 PM
    All,

    My point in putting up that post was to make people aware that just the existence of the present PACE bill doesn't get us anywhere.

    This issue will be run like a political campaign -- i.e. just like in a political campaign, the other side has a relatively rapid response team that has one job and one job only -- to shoot down, discredit points made by our side on a day to day basis. We and others will hopefully build a coalition that does the same, i.e. responds to these points in the media in a calm, rational,speedy way. We cannot ignore the other side -- that is practically suicide.

    My point was not for us to start venting in this forum. Once we start coordinating activities with other groups and our lobbying firm, we can start to pass on any rational, statistics based responses that any of our members come up with.

    I feel that calling people names, even the other side, doesn't help. Save that for your buddies or for a non-public forum.

    best,
    Berkeleybee





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  • anandrajesh
    02-12 02:42 PM
    I went to India this Winter and got my 7th yr H1B stamping for 3 years till Aug 31, 2009. My passport is expiring this Aug 07. The Immigration Officer at the POE(Chicago) gave me I-94 till Sep 09, 09. (09/09/09) . As you see in my case the VO & Immigration Officer didnt care to see when my passport is expiring. I think they will give you your Visa Based on ur Approved I-797 only.



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  • nikunj007
    03-11 01:48 AM
    applying for multiple petitions with multiple employers is, as of now, legal. Even if they can track those applications, they can not just reject on the basis of multiple petitions. But, it may be difficult to convince it during the interview..





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  • Project_A
    10-27 10:07 AM
    Thank you.

    If we should apply for a fresh PIO card, should we pay the full fee again? We already paid USD 275 for the OCI card. Did you get any clarification from CGI on this?
    Did you apply for a renewal of OCI and got reply from CGI-Chicago or you applied for PIO directly?

    Thanks a lot for your kind help.



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  • rogerdepena
    08-01 11:30 PM
    nope... I have my receipt notice that has June 11th on it, but the only system says July 3rd, which is the day they sent my notice :)

    i guess you're right. in my case, receipt date and online case date for I-140/change of status were the same.

    anyway, Nebraska process around 4500 application per day--that includes all kinds of form I-765, I-131, I-140, I-485, etc. assuming that 25% of those are are I-485 then they process 1000-1125 I-485/day. again, assuming 40,000 I-485 are still to be encoded then the average waiting time is 35-40 days. whew, i expect mine first week of september.





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  • matreen
    12-19 01:13 AM
    Is it true it is must to use EAD to invoke AC 21? I am not sure but people said I cannot use H1 but EAD to invoke Ac 21........

    if you invoke AC21 means you have to use EAD not H1B......



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  • singhsa3
    05-01 11:29 AM
    Thats exactly my plan. It will be accompanied by covering letter, a spreadsheet and a recommendation.
    I will be sending mainly to DOS , DHS and USCIS
    singhsa3:

    What you may want to do is, write to the NEW Director, with your proposal and also send a copy to all the senators who have recently proposed new EB related immigration bills. This might make an impact...





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  • SunnySurya
    08-21 03:19 PM
    I don't know, you tell me!
    Does 25-30 lacs sound like a good deal to you ?





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  • texcan
    08-05 12:35 PM
    I just want to let every1 know that I'm happy for what I am today and will always think positive and be happy.

    Please understand that $1,290 is not a reason to stay unhappy. Also, it's not a small amount and it can be used for good cause, like Charity.

    Thanks to InTheMoment for bringing it up..... that's what I had in mind too.

    I am happy to hear and see that you are happy.

    Now can you please close the thread, this is wasted energy flying everywhere.
    Again its not you, its the actions ( including now when i am typing a response).
    Please close this thread. Please, please.





    icecreamy
    08-30 03:02 PM
    oops ~ typo :P
    Thanks!
    I dont think you mean LUD on 485 correctly.
    It has to be after ND.





    rampabbaraju
    02-09 07:47 PM
    When I was entering into US with a passport valid for next 9 months, I showed my new H1B(I797) document to the immigration officer in the airport. I got I-94 based on the date in my H1B document not by the passport expiration date.

    I had similar issue and went upto the local Deferred Inspection Office but couldn't get it done there. So I travelled upto Mexico border, didn't even have to enter into Mexico. I went upto the office and the officer had an idea about my situation and issued new I-94. I found (while searching through posts on other threads) that some DI offices do realize about this problem and they issue I-94 within U.S.

    I'd say try at one of your DI offices if not you can travel upto the border. Call the border to make sure if they do issue I-94 for such cases.